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A girl’s fb status.

livetomakeadifference:

“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”

… dead.

lmfao hahahahahahahahahahaha

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For Anon :)


Anonymous said:
Uh say ur name in english and in spanish since u speak them both

Okie dokie. Will do! :)

All I want…

Is a cookie cake for my birthday. Please and thank you. If you get me a cookie cake I will kiss you and love you forever!
That is all. :)

Anonymous said:
Can u do a post of ur voice? I am curious as to what u sound like

I sound like a girl. But, um…sure. Anything you’d like me to say?

gallowscalibrator:

do you ever wonder why people like you

like you literally think you’re the worst thing in existence but then someone else thinks you’re great and wonderful and everything you think you’re not

and more often than not, that other person thinks the same way you do

why do we find such perfection and good in others, yet not ourselves

its very puzzling to me

idk i’m getting soul search-y

When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.
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